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	<title>Ephemeral sanity lives within the echelons of reality.</title>
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		<title>Joyous Cow Cheese, or, Another Thing Not to do When Short of Food</title>
		<link>http://ephemeralsanity.wordpress.com/2009/10/15/joyous-cow-cheese-or-another-thing-not-to-do-when-short-of-food/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 18:35:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The first thing that greeted me this morning was the immediate realization that I had a fever.  The  next few things to greet me included some mucus-coated pieces of my lungs and the very real possibility that I had a cold.  A few days have gone by that I have been feeling a bit under [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ephemeralsanity.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7540692&amp;post=79&amp;subd=ephemeralsanity&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A pet-owner&#8217;s guide to insanity, and other tales</title>
		<link>http://ephemeralsanity.wordpress.com/2009/08/08/a-pet-owners-guide-to-insanity-and-other-tales/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Aug 2009 02:18:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ephemeralsanity</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[bank]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://ephemeralsanity.wordpress.com/?p=70</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Owning a pet can be the most rewarding thing in the world.  If you aren&#8217;t the one who takes care of it. The past few nights, I found myself repeatedly waking up to the delightful sound of a howling cat.  And by delightful, I mean more irritating than Sarah Palin&#8217;s hockey mom  jokes. I finally [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ephemeralsanity.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7540692&amp;post=70&amp;subd=ephemeralsanity&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Of all the people to accuse of animal cruelty&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://ephemeralsanity.wordpress.com/2009/07/25/of-all-the-people-to-accuse-of-animal-cruelty/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Jul 2009 19:59:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ephemeralsanity</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://ephemeralsanity.wordpress.com/?p=66</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The past two days have brought me to a state of sanity known as &#8220;the edge.&#8221;  I have actually built a bridge over the edge out of popsicles but it doesn&#8217;t look like they are going to hold for much longer. Today, I was in one of my favorite stores of all time, the World [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ephemeralsanity.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7540692&amp;post=66&amp;subd=ephemeralsanity&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I will never date again if I carry on in this manner.</title>
		<link>http://ephemeralsanity.wordpress.com/2009/07/24/i-will-never-date-again-if-i-carry-on-in-this-manner/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Jul 2009 00:06:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ephemeralsanity</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rambling]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banking]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dating]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://ephemeralsanity.wordpress.com/?p=62</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Today was a frustrating day. What day isn&#8217;t? After work, I had to finally transfer my license plates to the correct state as both the state I now reside in and the state I escaped from are getting a bit snippy with me over having only half of my things transferred.  What&#8217;s wrong with living [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ephemeralsanity.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7540692&amp;post=62&amp;subd=ephemeralsanity&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Comic!</title>
		<link>http://ephemeralsanity.wordpress.com/2009/07/12/comic/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Jul 2009 17:25:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ephemeralsanity</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://ephemeralsanity.wordpress.com/?p=56</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So today I&#8217;m cleaning my apartment.  aka I&#8217;m playing on the Internet. I came across this funny picture, and of course when you come across a humorous animal picture there is no option save for making a lolcatz comic from it.  If you ignore it for too long it will explode. Here it is!: Posted [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ephemeralsanity.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7540692&amp;post=56&amp;subd=ephemeralsanity&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Little Table that Could (make my day miserable)</title>
		<link>http://ephemeralsanity.wordpress.com/2009/07/02/the-little-table-that-could-make-my-day-miserable/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 02:39:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ephemeralsanity</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://ephemeralsanity.wordpress.com/?p=51</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s something about that first paycheck you get from your first real job that you don&#8217;t have to give entirely away to pay for your housing and/or utilities that finally allows you to get those large unnecessary items that everyone seems to have in their houses.  Like dining room tables. Apparently responsibility =dying a slow [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ephemeralsanity.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7540692&amp;post=51&amp;subd=ephemeralsanity&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Something smells odd around here&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://ephemeralsanity.wordpress.com/2009/06/29/something-smells-odd-around-here/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 01:56:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ephemeralsanity</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://ephemeralsanity.wordpress.com/?p=44</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So today I was on a glorious and holy mission that at one point brought me to an unfamiliar parking lot.  Ha! I bet you actually believed I was on a holy mission for just a second there. I parked my car relatively close to the building in which my destiny lay, and got out.  [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ephemeralsanity.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7540692&amp;post=44&amp;subd=ephemeralsanity&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">I'm ready for my close-up!</media:title>
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		<title>When is a pie not a pie?  When it is a horrific monstrosity that should never have been born.</title>
		<link>http://ephemeralsanity.wordpress.com/2009/06/24/when-is-a-pie-not-a-pie-when-it-is-a-horrific-monstrosity-that-should-never-have-been-born/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 01:06:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ephemeralsanity</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://ephemeralsanity.wordpress.com/?p=37</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So tonight I decided to make pie.  Here are the ingredients: 1 frozen pie crust 2 shots vodka, administered orally 1 cup Stonyfield plain yogurt 1 Tbsp hot fudge ice cream topping 1 Tbsp caramel ice cream topping some random amount of flour, baking soda, and salt 1/7 bottle Coca-cola I really wanted pie, so [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ephemeralsanity.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7540692&amp;post=37&amp;subd=ephemeralsanity&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>No comic, but new shenanigans!</title>
		<link>http://ephemeralsanity.wordpress.com/2009/05/25/no-comic-but-new-shenanigans/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 May 2009 15:02:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ephemeralsanity</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[at that point the man looks warily at my dog and says drunkenly, "Will she bite me?"  I replied, "Yes, she is very protective of her owner."  This, naturally, was a lie.  I have no idea if she would bite someone, but it is always best to err on the side of protection.  He then slurred in my general (but by no means accurate) direction, "She probably smells that I have a hard on," as he clutched his meat and two veg with a gnarled old man hand, "I've been jerking it all night..."<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ephemeralsanity.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7540692&amp;post=28&amp;subd=ephemeralsanity&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Excuses excuses&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://ephemeralsanity.wordpress.com/2009/05/07/excuses-excuses/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 12:57:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ephemeralsanity</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, you are either wondering why I haven&#8217;t posted in like a billion or so years or you really don&#8217;t care, but here are my excuses.  Aside from graduating recently with a double undergraduate degree, both degrees containing the word &#8220;Physics&#8221;, I also obtained employment and have been preparing my 700 mile relocation.  Who knew [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ephemeralsanity.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7540692&amp;post=25&amp;subd=ephemeralsanity&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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